Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.