What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
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As horses say to one another.
Any friend of yours is a palomino!
How much money did the bronco have?
Only a buck!
How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage?
All your Hefty Bags are missing.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.
Q: Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?
A: He was looking for pooh!
"May I buy half a rabbit?"
"No, we don't split hares."
"Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and couldn't see you there."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "It was MY fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "Since I'm blind, I've never seen myself. Perhaps you could examine me and then we'll both know?"
So the snake felt the bunny all over and said, "Well, you're soft and cuddly; you have long silky ears, a fluffy little tail and a twitchy little nose... you must be a bunny rabbit!"
The little blind bunny was so pleased with this that he danced with joy.
The bunny said, "I can't thank you enough. What kind of animal are you, sir?"
The snake said he didn't know, for the same reason.
The bunny agreed to examine him, and when he finished the snake asked, "So, what kind of animal am I?"
The bunny said, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy, and you haven't got any balls. You must be a lawyer."