Joke #11097

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
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Dog Property Laws 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway. 7. If it just looks like mine, its mine. 8. If I saw it first, its mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If its broken, its yours.
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Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? A: Of course, a house doesn't jump at all
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Mohan (to the doctor): "Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?" Doctor: "Your eyesight seems to be poor." Mohan: "How did you come to that conclusion?" Doctor: "You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital."
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, “Those are deer tracks.” The second blonde said, “No those are elk tracks.” The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.” The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them. Emma: So, what kind of tracks were they?
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