Why was the little bear so spoiled? Because its mother panda d to its every whim.
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
"Name?" "Abdul Aziz." "Sex?" "Three to five times a day." "No, no... I mean male or female?" "Yes, male, female, sometimes camel." "Holy cow!" "Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general." "But isn't that hostile?" "Horse style, doggy style, any style!" "Oh dear!" "No, no! Deer run too fast..."
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown? A chameleon on a tartan rug.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.