A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
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One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE."
It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York.
So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him.
When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE."
The policeman arrested her on the spot.
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?
Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay?
A: In the bridle suite.
How to catch a polar bear:
Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond.
Cut a large hole in the ice.
Open a can of green peas, and place the peas around the edge of the hole single file.
Hide behind a nearby rock.
When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole!
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bakin'.
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church.
He got colt feet.