A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.
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A: Pork Chop.
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A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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What's green with bumps?
A frog with the measles!
A punk rocker gets on the bus with green, yellow, purple and orange hair.
An old guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and the punk says, "What's the matter, old man, didn't you ever do anything wild in your life?"
And the old man says, "Yeah, one time I fucked a parrot. I thought maybe you were my kid."
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road.
He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen.
Damn, that is one ugly child!."
As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears.
Just then, a mailman came to her rescue.
"What's the matter, madam?" he asked.
"I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed.
"There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket.
"Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.
I had to go round next door and look after my neighbour’s cat while he was away.
Now there’s a great pile of crap and a puddle of wee on his kitchen floor.
Hopefully, he’ll think the cat did it.