Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?
A: Curly hare.
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Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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I’ve never understood why women love cats.
Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man they love in a cat.
What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A tender, loving hare.
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?
Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's ass.
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