Joke #10413

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper? A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.
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For our daughters 5th birthday we bought her a rabbit. We couldn’t help laughing when on the way she announced "the rabbit’s name is Sparingly." "How do you know?" I asked "look" she responded "it says “feed sparingly 3 times daily."
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How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
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What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
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A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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