Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day? After a week he was spotless.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher-
Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper? A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.
For our daughters 5th birthday we bought her a rabbit. We couldn’t help laughing when on the way she announced "the rabbit’s name is Sparingly." "How do you know?" I asked "look" she responded "it says “feed sparingly 3 times daily."
How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
What's green green green green green? A frog rolling down a hill.
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."