Joke #10413

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.

Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you? Kid: Homework!

A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence with wide eyes, taking in the whole event. The man thought to himself, "Great, he's four years old and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees now. No need to jump the gun. I guess I'll let him ask and then I'll answer." After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?" "Just one," gasped the wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.

Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.

Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.

What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.

Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?

One day little Johnny with his aunt went to a zoo. Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected penis more than 20 inches length. So he asked his aunt what was that. His aunt responded: "That is nothing" On the other month when he with his mother went to the zoo accidentally they met the same donkey with his long dick. Johnny pointing to it said to his mother: "Mommi my aunt told me that it was nothing." His mother laughed and said: "My dear it is nothing for your aunt!"