Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?
A: Curly hare.
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Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard.
For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.
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After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.
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'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemly.
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