In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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