What's the difference between a tiger and a lion? A tiger has the mane part missing.
Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you... This is life of a dog.
Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
My tomcat used to stay out all night, so I took him to the vet and had him neutered. Now he still stays out all night – it turns out he likes to watch!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.