What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A tiger has the mane part missing.
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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.
Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?
You can't f**k with either one.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla?
An animal that puts you out at night.
A beautiful princess comes upon a frog in a meadow near her castle.
The frog hops into the princess' lap and says, "My lady, one kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I once was, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set-up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever be happy doing so."
That night, as the princess dines on lightly sauteed frog legs, she chuckles to herself, "I don't f**kin' think so."
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud.
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's ass.
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Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other"
I wonder what hamburgers are made of?"
The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!