What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A tiger has the mane part missing.
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This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet.
Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive?
A: OxFord.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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You said it was a great horse and it is.
It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half.
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
A: Because he's an egghead.
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog.
The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want."
The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you."
He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened.
And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
Q: What is a black cat's favorite color?
A: Purrrrrr-ple!
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Rhesus Pieces.
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