What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A tiger has the mane part missing.
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A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth.
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What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth?
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A full bus of old men.
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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
What's a rabbits favourite car?
Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
Q: If a horses foot covers 2 acres of land, what will his tail cover?
A: His ass!
A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job.
"Alright, what can you do?", the manager asks.
"I can do great bird impressions", the man replies.
"Pssh, a lot of people can do that".
"Oh well", the man says and flies away.