What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A tiger has the mane part missing.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow.
A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a whore?
A: The rooster goes cock doodle do and the whore goes any cock do!
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?
Ground round.
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian.
"Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him.
"How do I do that?" he asked.
"Carefully," replied the vet.
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy.
They see two dogs going at it.
The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?"
The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy."
That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama!
The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?"
He says "Oh, were making it a baby."
The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda d to its every whim.