Joke #10521

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion? A tiger has the mane part missing.
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Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
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What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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My tomcat used to stay out all night, so I took him to the vet and had him neutered. Now he still stays out all night – it turns out he likes to watch!
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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