Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard.
Then they heard voices.
Three men had broken into the greenhouse.
Scared, they called the police.
The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls.
The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again.
He told Dispatch, "Don't worry about sending an officer, I shot the robbers and now the dogs are eating their bodies!"
In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the robbers red-handed!
One of the cops asked the old man, "I thought you said you shot the robber and your dogs were eating them.
" The old man replied, "I thought you said, there weren't any officers available."
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half.
What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest.
When is a lion not a lion?
When he turns into his cage.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep?
A wooly jumper.
Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand National winner!