How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
You hold his nose!
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How does a leopard change its spots?
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.
There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue.
Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand.
The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
A cowboy rode up to the saloon, dismounted from his horse, and dusted himself off.
He then walked around to the rear of his horse, lifted the tail and kissed it right on the rectum.
As the cowboy walked into the saloon, the shocked barkeeper asked, "Did you just kiss your horse's butt?"
The cowboy said, "Sure, I've got chapped lips."
The stunned barkeep asked if this was an old Indian cure.
The cowboy said, "Nope.
But, sure as s**t, it keeps me from licking my lips!"
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.
Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
A: Charged With Battery.
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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