What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? Claws.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!