What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
Claws.
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What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter.
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''.
I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck'
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down.
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots.
They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight.
They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.
"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.
"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.
"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
Because they are both tail bearers.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
What kind of car does a rabbit drive?
A furrari.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"