Joke #10541

What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? Claws.

What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!

Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, "A bush." The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he's in the shower. He asks, "What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?" His father replies, "It is a snake." A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother, once again in the bathtub. He asks, "What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?" She replies, "Headlights." A couple weeks go by and the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. He yells, "Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!"

A three-year-old boy fell eighteen feet into a zoo enclosure containing seven gorillas. He was immediately rescued, not by zookeepers, but by one of the animals. The 150 lb. female gorilla picked up the unconscious form of the boy and laid it at a door to be easily retrieved by zookeepers. This cross-species rescue has resulted in thousands of dollars in donations to the zoo. It is perhaps because of these donations that zookeepers have kept quiet about one vital detail, a hastily scrawled note tucked in the boy's collar: "Thanks; but we prefer fruit."

What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!

What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.

what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.