What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
Claws.
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One day a magical frog sees a bear chasing after a rabbit for dinner.
In an attempt to bring peace to his magical forest, the frog hops up to the two and promises them 3 wishes each if they stop this violence. After both animals agreed, the frog chooses the bear to state his first wish, first.
After thinking for a while, the bear says, "I wish for all the bears in this forest to be female except me."
Next is the rabbit's turn, "I wish for a motorcycle helmet," he says.
The bear laughed, what an idiotic wish to make he thought to himself.
The bear then says, "I wish for all the bears in this country to be female except me."
The rabbit next says, "I wish for a motorcycle that requires no gas."
The bear, almost tearing from laughter, says, "You could have wished for money to get those two things!"
He then proceeds to make his final wish, after thinking for a while, he says to the frog, "I wish for all the bears in the world to be female except for me!"
He smiles smugly.
The rabit then puts on his helmet, hops on his motorcycle, grins to the bear and says, "I wish for this bear to be gay."
Q: If a horses foot covers 2 acres of land, what will his tail cover?
A: His ass!
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Why did the whale like the diver?
Because he had flippers.