Joke #10541

What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater? Claws.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?  She thought children should be seen and not herded!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
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Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
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Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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