What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Q: What's worse than having termites in your piano? A: Crabs on your organ.
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. "Finally, some company!" he thought. While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Hey, could you go walk the dog?"
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.