What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
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How much money did the bronco have?
Only a buck!
An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse.
Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks, "How high up are we?"
"About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies.
The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?"
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"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not.
Now shut up and comb your face."
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church.
He got colt feet.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
The tiger lily.
Why do milking stools only have three legs?
'Cause the cow's got the udder!
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks.
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
They were very impressed.
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand National winner!