The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.