Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh.
The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?"
So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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