Joke #6369

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 54.16 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Vote: has 73.48 % from 35 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
Vote: has 64.88 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, life
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, Santa
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 58.56 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Vote: has 57.36 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Vote: has 74.21 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drug
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Vote: has 71.52 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
Vote: has 19.11 % from 71 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: baby, Christmas, disgusting, health