The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.