The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
Four-year-old to her two-year-old sister: "Let's play Christmas. I'll be Santa Claus and you can be a present and I'll give you away."
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.