The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.