Joke #10610

What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?" The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn"t it?"
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What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
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