What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter.
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A guy meets a hooker in a bar.
She says, "This is your lucky night.
I’ve got a special game for you.
I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words."
The guy replies, "Hey, why not?"
He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
A charmer farmer.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?"
The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?"
The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
Are shellfish warm?
No they re clammy.
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing?
A: He only had two worms.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.