What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter.
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
Drunk man stumbles upstairs late at night and bursts through the bedroom door with a duck under his arm.
He announces to his now awake annoyed wife that "This is the pig I've been screwing."
The wife unimpressed said "You drunk arsehole... That's a duck".
The bloke looks down at the duck and then looks back up at his wife and says... "I was talking to the duck!"
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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There where two snakes talking.
The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead?
Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.
Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"
The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Q. What's black and white and green?
A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.