Joke #10610

What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter.
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What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren.
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Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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Why did the frog cross the road? To see what the chicken was doing.
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How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
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Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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