What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter.
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren.
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
Why did the frog cross the road? To see what the chicken was doing.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?" Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"