Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job. "Alright, what can you do?", the manager asks. "I can do great bird impressions", the man replies. "Pssh, a lot of people can do that". "Oh well", the man says and flies away.
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds? A. Half a spider!
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
Teacher: "Who can tell me 5 wild animals?" Little Johnny: "2 lions & 3 wolves."