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What did the calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?"
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe beside you, and you're being chase by a lion.
What do you do?
Get your drunk ass off the carousel.
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?
He had to get a new goat.
Q: What is a zebra?
A: A horse behind bars.
What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?
A dirty double-crosser!
The little snail begs for his mother:
Mother, please let me pass the rail road!
Thunder dear, not now.
In five hours the train passes.
What do you call fish poop?
BassTurds!
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice?
Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!