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What do you call a show full of lions?
The mane event.
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk?
A: The utter side.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Why do moths fly with their legs open?
Cause they've got huge mothballs!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
