Joke #10652

What gas do snails prefer? Shell.

What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.

One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show, she asks the audience: "Who here has ever sensed the presence of a ghost?" and 5 people raise their hand. Then she asks "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" and 3 people raise their hand. Then she asks "Okay, now who here has ever had sex with a ghost?" and 1 person, an old man raises his hand. So she goes up to this old man and says "what was it like?" and he said "Oh…it was great! Never had any like it before!" and she asked "Really? So the ghost was good?" and the old man said "Ghost? I thought you said goat!"

It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.

Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!

Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!

When does a female deer need money? When she doesnt have a buck.

A mailman meets a boy and a huge dog. ‘Does your dog bite?’ asks the mailman. ‘No,’ replies the boy. And the dog bites the mailman’s leg. ‘You said he doesn’t bite!’ yells the mailman. ‘That’s not my dog,’ replies the boy.