Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.