Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.