Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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