Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...