Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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