Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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