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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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