Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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