Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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