Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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