Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.