Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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