Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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