Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.