Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.