Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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