Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.