Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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