Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.