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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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