Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.