Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.