Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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