Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.