Joke #7296

Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Vote: has 65.32 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Vote: has 50.45 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Vote: has 77.74 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drunk
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Vote: has 80.35 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Vote: has 69.55 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris