Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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