Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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