Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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