Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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