Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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