Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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