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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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