Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.