Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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