Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.