Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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