Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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