Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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