Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
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The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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