Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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