Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.