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What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
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What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible!
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat? He had to get a new goat.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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What’s the difference between cats and dogs? Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
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Teacher: "Who can tell me 5 wild animals?" Little Johnny: "2 lions & 3 wolves."
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Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun. "Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctivly crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on" "Ok, got it." the homeowner replied. "But whats that shotgun for?" "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the man said, "shoot the Chihuahua."
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