What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.