What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers.
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Why did the frog cross the street?
Because the chicken crossed the road.
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue.
Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand.
The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.
On the street strolls a chick dressed with fur from head to toes.
Near hear another chick stops and says to hear:
Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat?
But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?
Q: What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A: A snake in the brass.
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house.
He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"