What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some haywire!
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Q. What did one frog say to another?
A. You're such a WART!
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
Loch Jaws.
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.
