What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
Q: What type of bees make milk? A: Boo-bees.
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun. "Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctivly crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on" "Ok, got it." the homeowner replied. "But whats that shotgun for?" "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the man said, "shoot the Chihuahua."
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion? A tiger has the mane part missing.
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air. Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone." George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore." Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark..."
Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds? A: Hailing taxi cabs!