Joke #10711

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
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What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!
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How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
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I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said "1 dollar for dirty joke." Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: "Alright sir whats your name?" Me: "John" Homeless man: "So Johny, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have." Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?" Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?" Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?" Me: "I don't know? A lot?" Homeless man: "Well Johny, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pussy."
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Q: What creature has more lives than a cat? A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
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A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued." The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you." He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?" The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
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Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
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