What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
Q: What's a tiger running a copy machine called?
A: A copycat!
A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?"
"Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you."
The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey.
One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first."
The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey.
Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?"
"We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A: A shadow.
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed!
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
A: They never want to log off.
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?
All the men stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'
All the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn' t belong to them?'
Half the women stood up.
'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?'
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
The priest fainted.
Q:Why did the cow cross the road?
A:To go to the moo-vies.