Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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