Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.