Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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The zombies do.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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