Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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