Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth