Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.