Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.