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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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