Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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