Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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