Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic