Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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