Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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