Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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