Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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