Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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