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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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