Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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