Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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