Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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