Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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