Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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