Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.