Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.