Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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