Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.