Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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