Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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