Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.