Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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