Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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He can now multi task and use face time.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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