Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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