Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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