Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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