Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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