Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever