Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.