Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.