Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.