Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.