Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.