Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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