Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.