Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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