Joke #1167

Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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