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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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