Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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