Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.