Joke #1167

Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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