Joke #1167

Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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