Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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