Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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