Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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