Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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