Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.