Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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