Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.