Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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