Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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