Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.