Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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