Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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