Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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