Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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