Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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