Joke #7381

Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Vote: has 51.34 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Vote: has 73.44 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Vote: has 81.00 % from 1681 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Vote: has 85.06 % from 865 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Vote: has 73.53 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, time
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Vote: has 62.41 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris