Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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