Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.