Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.