Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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