Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.