The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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