The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.