The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.