The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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