The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.