The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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