The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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