The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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