The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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