The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.