The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
Vote:
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Vote:
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
Vote:
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Vote:
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Vote:
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Vote:
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Vote:
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Vote:
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
Vote: