The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.