The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.