The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Then he came back for his axe.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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