The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.