The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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