When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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