When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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