When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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