When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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