When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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