When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
The two thousand member Catholic church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!" Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the alter boy. After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The priest was holding steady in the pulpit. The men put their weapons away and said, gently, "All right, Father, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the Mass."
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.