When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.