Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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