Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.