Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.