Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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