Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.