Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.