How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
Q: Why do men fart louder than women? A: because they have a microphone and two speakers.
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner.