How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
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Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
Q: Why do men fart louder than women?
A: because they have a microphone and two speakers.
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.