Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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