Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.