Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.