Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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