Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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