Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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