Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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