Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!.
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat? He had to get a new goat.
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says, "Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "Why are you sleeping?" The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
A boy went into a hoare house and said he wanted an AIDS's infected prostitute. The woman at reception said room 9 top of the hall. He went to the room and did his business.When he was leaving she asked him why he wanted her she being aids infected. The boy answered,"When I go home i'll sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with my mam then in the morning my mam will fuck the milkman and thats the BASTARD that ran over my dog.