Joke #10829

Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
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The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
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