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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Who robs banks and squirts ink?
Billy the Squid.
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A cock that stays up all night.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
Holstaines.
Why did the frog cross the road?
Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
Rudolph the well hung reindeer,
Had a great enormous cock,
All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock,
All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small,
Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all,
Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong...
Fuck my arsehole all night long!"
Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say,
"Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"