If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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