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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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