Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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