Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.