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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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