Joke #6128

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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