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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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