Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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