Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".