Joke #6128

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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