Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.