Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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