Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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