Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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