Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".