Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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