Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.