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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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