Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.