Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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