Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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