Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.