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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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