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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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