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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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