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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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