A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.