A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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