A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.