A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.