A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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