A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.