A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.