What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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