What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.