What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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