What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.