What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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