Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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