Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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