Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.