Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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