Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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