Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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