Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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