Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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