Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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