Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.