Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.