Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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