Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.