Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.