Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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