Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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