Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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