Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.