Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.