Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Forever.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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