Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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