Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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