Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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