Joke #10507

Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
Vote:
has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Vote:
has 77.54 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Vote:
has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Vote:
has 78.56 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Vote:
has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Vote:
has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
Vote:
has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Vote:
has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Vote:
has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris