Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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