Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.