Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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