Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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