They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...