They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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