They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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