They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!