They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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