They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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It's called the internet.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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