They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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