They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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