They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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