They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.