Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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