Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.