Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.