Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.