Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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