Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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