Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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