Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Vote:
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
Vote:
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Vote:
He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Vote:
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Vote: