Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.