A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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