A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."