A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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