A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.