A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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