A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!