A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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