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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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