Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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