Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.