Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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