Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Vote:
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Vote:
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
Vote:
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Vote:
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Vote:
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Vote:
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Vote: