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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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