Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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