Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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