Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.