Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.