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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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