Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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