Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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