Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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