Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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