Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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