Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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