Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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