Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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