Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.