Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.