Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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