Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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