Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.