Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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