The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.