The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.