The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.