The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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