The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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