The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.