The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.