Joke #3874

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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