What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.
Q: What did one female terrorist say to the other? A: "Does my bomb look big in this?"
I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45. It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking. Looking at the beginning of course, he sees a coffin behind a gentleman with a little dog followed by the crowd. Approaching the owner and he asks him: "What happened here, man?" "Pff, my mother-in-law died," he said. "Hush how sad eh… And, if allowed, how?" "My dog bit her…" "You don't tell me! Could you lend him to me just for tonight?" "Get in line!"
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.