What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons?
It means the future will be great!
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers".
She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?"
To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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A guy dies whilst making love to his wife.
A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?"
The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!"
The undertaker does as he is told.
On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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How do you make a baby drink?
Stick it in the blender.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Knock Knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.
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Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall?
A: To see her crack.
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Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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