What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons?
It means the future will be great!
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So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy "Hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared."
Man "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
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Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
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You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your pool?
Throw in your laundry.
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Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable?
A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead.
I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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Two strangers meet on a golf course and decide to play together.
One man says, "I'm a salesman.
What about you?"
"I'm a hit man for the mob," replies the second man.
He pulls out a high powered rifle loaded with scopes and sights.
He then asks the man where he lives.
Nervously, the first man replies, "In a subdivision just west of here. Gray roof, yellow siding."
"You got a silver compact and a red pickup?"
"The compact is my wife's car, but that's my buddy Jeff's truck."
The hit man looks through the scope again. "Well, they're going at it like teenagers in your bedroom."
"I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot him in the balls."
The hit man says, "I get paid $5,000 per shot."
"I don't care! Just do it!"
The hit man takes careful aim and says, "This is your lucky day.
You're going to get a two for one!"
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What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
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Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A: He didn't have any arms.
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