What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons?
It means the future will be great!
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How do you get a baby to run faster?
Chase it with the lawn mower.
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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Q: Whats the difference between a box full of dead babies and a cadillac?
A: I don't have a cadillac in my garage.
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Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
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My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.
I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial.
Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. When he gets home, he decides to show it to his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he says, removing the jar from his briefcase.
"Oh my God!" she screams, "Schwartz is dead!"
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Why are little girls better than little boys?
Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?
When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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