What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons?
It means the future will be great!
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Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend?
A: He wiped his bottom.
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What's pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.
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What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
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One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile.
In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers".
She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?"
To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.
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A cab driver reaches the pearly gates. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and proceed into Heaven.
Next in line is a preacher. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book, furrows his brow and says, "OK, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."
The preacher is shocked and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie!"
St. Peter responds matter-of-factly, "This is Heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed."
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?"
"Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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