What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons?
It means the future will be great!
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First: "My daddy is so tall that he can touch the clouds in the sky with his hands."
Second: "That is excellent. Does your daddy touch something soft and downy?"
First: "Yes, of course."
Second: "Those are my daddy's testicles."
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What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue
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Two cannibals were having their dinner.
One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic.
Alex was crying very loudly.
Johnny: Why are you crying?
Alex: I came here for a blood test.
Johnny: So? Are you afraid?
Alex: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
After hearing this Johnny started weeping making Alex feel surprised as well as curious and Alex asked: Why are you crying now?
Johnny: I came for a urine test!
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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Me: "Here comes the airplane!"
Baby: Opens mouth.
Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
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